New Movies, Check Here

From MTV info, I have known the new movies are :


Kick-Ass

• Release: 4/16/2010
• Director: Matthew Vaughn
• Starring: Aaron Johnson, Nicolas Cage, Chloe Moretz

Eat, Pray, Love

• Release: 8/13/2010
• Director: Ryan Murphy
• Starring: Julia Roberts, Javier Bardem, Richard Jenkins

The Twilight Saga : Eclipse

• Release: 6/30/2010
• Director: David Slade
• Starring: Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson, Taylor Lautner

Shrek Forever After

• Release: 5/21/2010
• Director: Mike Mitchell
• Starring: Mike Myers, Eddie Murphy, Cameron Diaz

Tron Legacy

• Release: 12/17/2010
• Director: Joseph Kosinski
• Starring: Garrett Hedlund, Olivia Wilde, Jeff Bridges

Iron Man 2

• Release: 5/7/2010
• Director: Jon Favreau
• Starring: Robert Downey, Jr., Gwyneth Paltrow, Don Cheadle

Prince Of Persia : The Sands Of Time

• Release: 2010 05
• Rated: PG13
• Director: Mike Newell
• Starring: Jake Gyllenhaal, Ben Kingsley, Gemma Arterto

Repo Men

• Release: 4/2/2010
• Rated: R
• Director: Miguel Sapochnik
• Starring: Jude Law, Forest Whitaker, Alice Braga

Sex and The City 2

• Release: 2010
• Director: Michael Patrick King
• Starring: Sarah Jessica Parker, Kim Cattrall, Cynthia Nixon

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ngakak dulu ahh .

Tidak Mau Di jodohkan

Pak Anto dan Pak Sahid sedang ngobrol di ruang tamu. Mereka membicarakan tentang perjodohan anak-anak mereka yang masih kecil.
Pak Anto ; "Putrimu sekarang umur berapa ?"
Pak Sahid : "2 tahun, putra bapak?"
Pak Anto : "6 tahun, besok kalo uda gede kita jodoh'in yuk !"
Pak Sahid : "Idihhh ... OGAH "
Pak Anto : "Kenapa ?"
Pak Sahid : "Soalnya umur putramu dengan putriku beda 3 kali lipat, jadi ni pak, kalo putriku ntar umur 20 tahun , putra bapak uda jadi aki-aki . 60 tahun lahh"
Pak Anto : "Guoblook !"(sambil meninggalkan Pak Sahid)

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